Literature
Ass-Creed: New Employee
Glaring at the ringing phone on his desk, Shaun hesitantly picked it up, and stared at his screen.
"What do you want?"
"Shaun, baby, sweetheart. Don't turn me down before you say anything." The Italian voice on the other end begged cheerfully. Rolling his eyes, Shaun nestled the phone between his ear and his shoulder, still typing away.
"Ezio, whenever you try and sweet talk me, it never works. So just tell me what you want so I can shoot you down."
"Fine, fine. Altair wants me to show the new guy around, but-"
"But you're busy bending Leonardo over his desk for a good hard dicking." Shaun finished bluntly. A nervous laugh came from the